and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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