You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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