didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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