I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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