? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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