I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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