I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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