Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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