I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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