You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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