Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
