Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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