why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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