did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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