i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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