so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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