We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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