so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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