I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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