two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just forgot I was standing up.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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