he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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