sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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