North Korea, Best Korea!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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