i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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