Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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