Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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