Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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