So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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