I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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