Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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