It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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