its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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