Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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