Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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