I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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