shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just google imaged poop.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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