dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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