Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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