I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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