Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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