make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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