Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
