Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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