nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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