from now on my penis is your penis
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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