It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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