Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."