She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why do cheetos always look like penises
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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