Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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