Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will be naked everywhere
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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