i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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