Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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